<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782145042927292278</id><updated>2012-01-22T01:47:30.982-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Mommy War Chronicles.</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mommysmackdown.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4782145042927292278/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mommysmackdown.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>[what side are you on?]</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11786010698508012355</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4782145042927292278.post-5651680118342319047</id><published>2008-10-29T22:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-29T22:59:27.692-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Congrats on your bundle of joy... YOU'VE BEEN DRAFTED!</title><content type='html'>I'm going to let you in on a little secret: &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;There's a war going on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Many people aren't privy to this knowledge, however. In fact, the only way you'd know about this Ongoing war is if you are a part of it. How do you become a part of this war? Well, that's easy. The moment you become pregnant, your name is entered into the Mommy War Draft.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once you have your child, you pick up your preferred weapons of combat, and you're out in the battlefields.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's time we let the rest of the world know about this war. It's time we take a look at all sides.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The goal is to get a couple people from each group (Elites, Melites, &amp;amp; Fun Moms) and let them hash it out, say what's on their mind, testify for their ways, share some fun little stories starring their spawn &amp;amp; their parenting style.. what have you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe one day soon we'll reach a peace treaty.. more likely than not: it's going to be a bloodbath with a couple of laughs in between.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4782145042927292278-5651680118342319047?l=mommysmackdown.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mommysmackdown.blogspot.com/feeds/5651680118342319047/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=4782145042927292278&amp;postID=5651680118342319047' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4782145042927292278/posts/default/5651680118342319047'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4782145042927292278/posts/default/5651680118342319047'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mommysmackdown.blogspot.com/2008/10/congrats-on-your-bundle-of-joy-youve.html' title='Congrats on your bundle of joy... YOU&apos;VE BEEN DRAFTED!'/><author><name>[what side are you on?]</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11786010698508012355</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
